Happy Imperial Worshiping Day
Happy Imperial Worshiping Day (i.e. Flag Day)!
Make sure to raise the Imperial standard as high as you can today, slather yourself in its image, cover your car with Imperial flags, and don’t forget to bow down and worship it, after all your Imperial overlords are watching to see how loyal you are to the Empire. Anything less than total obedience to the multi-culturalist cause of gay marriage, socialist welfare, infanticide (abortion), common core, agenda 21, affirmative action, and loyalty to the endless unconstitutional alphabet soup agencies and departments that make up the Federal Empire will be viewed as heresy.
As a real sign of loyalty make sure to indoctrinate your children at the altar of the Federal Empire their entire lives so they will join our glorious people’s army that will be sent around the world to sacrifice their lives in countless meaningless proxy wars fought to enslave foreigners, control natural resources, spread the power of our corporations, and in doing so spread the power of our mighty Empire!
Heil the Federal Empire!
Death to all Libertarians, Confederates, Constitutionalists, Anti-Federalists, Secessionists, and any group that should oppose our destiny!