Why Do Crackers Oppose Gay Marriage?
Simple answer, its the word Marriage. Frankly while homosexuality is considered a mortal sin per the God of Abraham and all three of the major world religions spawned by the one true God, we Crackers could care less if Gays get joined as spouses. While you can preach to some folks till you are blue in the face, some people choose to ignore the rules and do their own thing. After all Abraham found a way to tolerate the depraved traders from Sodom and Gomorrah, and he found a way to live in peace with these Sodomites as well despite their offensive choice of a lifestyle. If Abraham can do this, then so can we Crackers.
Our issue is simply the use of the word “Marriage” and how the homosexuals and their Marxist allies are using the Federal Empire to overturn God’s law regarding marriage, and replace it with a secular-pagan version of their own creation.
Marriage in the Holy Bible is sacred and per the word of God can only be between a man and a woman. To further hammer this point home the Bible even goes into how God views homosexuals. In the event you haven’t read the good book lately, God himself comes down to meet with Abraham to give him a heads up that he will give him a son through his wife Sara, and that he will wipe the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the planet. In response Abraham pleas with God to show mercy on these lost souls, and talks God into agreeing to spare the people of Sodom and Gomorrah if God can find 10 worthy souls within these twin-towns. In the end God sends three angels down to pass judgement on the twin-towns on his behalf, and as the account goes the angels not only fail to find 10 worthy souls, but barely escape a horde of gay men who attempt to gang rape them upon entering the town of Sodom. In the end God deems the residents of these towns evil and beyond salvation and condemns them to death. Shortly after the angels and a few of Abraham’s family members escape the towns, God reigns fire and brimstone down on the towns and obliterates them into nothing.
As the biblical story goes the Dead Sea is the salt filed crater that once was Sodom and Gomorrah. Also many archaeologists have found interesting artifacts on the bottom of the Dead Sea, such as marble columns, tablets, pottery, and other signs that a city once sat in the middle of what is now a salt filed lake. Now while this might interest us Crackers, the liberal fascists are probably rolling their eyes about now in disgust.
Liberals hate the Bible, God, Jesus and pretty much everything about us Crackers and our Cracker Culture. We Crackers are one of the only groups on the planet where its still considered socially acceptable to be as prejudice and hateful towards us without worrying about society frowning upon it. Liberals freely call us names, mock us, make fun of how we talk, make fun of how we write, trash our women / music, treat us bigoted, and bash us at will for merely existing. Meanwhile if we quote the Bible or point out that homosexuality is offensive to us then we are deemed to be the bigoted ones.
Pot meet kettle.
The reason why we oppose Gay Marriage is because of the word Marriage. While liberals worship the Federal Government like its a God, it is not a God, and is certainly not thee God. There is only one God and his word can’t be bastardized by some Gay Federal Judge no more then the Roman Emperors attempted to bastardize it thousands of years ago. The Federals like the Romans will find out soon enough that if you stand against God, then you don’t have a chance.
Despite liberal dogma, the Federals are not all powerful and despite the phrase “One Nation Under God” on Imperial currency, this train wreck is not under God… its standing firmly against God.
Frankly speaking the American Empire will likely go the way of the Roman Empire, but that is a subject for another post.
Going back to the main topic, we Crackers don’t oppose Civil Unions but do oppose Gay Marriage. Homosexuals oppose Civil Unions because they want to use the might of their false God, the Federal Empire, to over-rule the real God by legally forcing churches to hold Gay Marriages. Legally they can do this through the “Equal Protection” clause of the dreaded Imperial 14th Amendment. You see the Gay Marriage fight is not about equal rights, its about Gays trying to take God down a notch as they put it. Don’t believe me well listen to a leader of the Florida LGBT committee talk about what having legal Gay Marriage in Florida will do in her eyes…
“legalizing (Gay Marriage) will dispel the myth that we are going to hell for being gay”.
Well I hate to break it to y’all but the Federal Empire is not powerful enough to over-rule God and bail you guys out of an eternity of hell.
Now Gays and liberals will view this as hate speech. I assure you it isn’t. Crackers don’t hate Gays or Liberals, if we did we certainly wouldn’t pray for them. When you pray for some one its a sign of love, not a sign of hate. Also if the Gay Marriage fight was about equal rights as they claim then Civil Unions would be good enough. When Florida banned Gay Marriage a few years back we left a loop hole open to allow Civil Unions and recognize Civil Unions performed out of State. The Gay Marriage Ban in Florida only bans the use of the word “Marriage” when used in the context of a Civil Union, or any Marriage between two people of the same sex.
It does not ban Civil Unions.
Also to you liberal-fascists out there we will never tolerate the homosexual lifestyle, let alone accept it. To us Crackers its socially and religiously abhorring and not just a sin, but a mortal sin. With this said it doesn’t mean we can’t live in peace with y’all. If Abraham can find a way to live in peace with the sinners of Sodom and Gomorrah then so can we.
So allow us to clear the record… Crackers do not oppose Gay Civil Unions, we only oppose Gay Marriage, and yes there is a difference between the two even though it ends in the same result. Many will say that this is semantics, but its not. Its called religious freedom, which is one of the many rights the liberals have forgotten about and want to destroy to fulfill their Marxist Utopia. We Florida Crackers are Christians and Jews, and unlike other groups you can’t be a Cracker, regardless if you are born here or not, if you are a homosexual, a flaming liberal Marxist, or an atheist. If you consider yourself to be a Cracker and support Gay Marriage over Civil Unions then I hate to break it to you but you ain’t a Cracker. You are a liberal Marxist, the sad thing is you don’t know it yet.
To you Evangelicals out there that are mad that we Crackers support Civil Unions, allow me to break it down for you as well. We support Civil Unions because we believe in the policy of “Live and Let Live” that Abraham held in the Old Testament regarding the homosexuals in Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham found a way to live, trade, and work with those homo’s and so shall we. While we don’t support their life style, we are not God and thus can’t judge these lost souls. The best we can do is merely pray for them, and like Abraham pray that God takes mercy on the ones who exhibit good qualities despite their sinful way of life. Again God is the judge not us. Best we can do is pray, and try to live in peace with them.
Unlike others we don’t support Civil Unions for taxes because we Crackers don’t believe that government has any right to tax people based on their marriage status, let alone issue marriage certificates that can also be taxed through fees. Marriage should be an issue left entirely to the Churches. We oppose these taxes because they infringe on religious freedoms and tie the Church and the State together at the hip. We support Civil Unions because its an olive branch and the only logical compromise that will allow our two peoples to live in relative peace.
Relative peace should be our goal. If we can’t secure a balanced and relative peace between Liberalism and Conservativism then there will sooner or later be a real Civil War between these two sides. Unlike other issues this will not be resolved over time peacefully. As history has shown us, if we can’t find a way to live in peace with one another then it will be solved by the muzzle and bayonet.