Spring Hill at its Finest… Knife and Gun Fights
Spring Hill, FL, Dixie – Yesterday Hernando Counties finest responded to two calls about Spring Hillians fighting with weapons, within mere blocks from each other.
Given that WWJB 1450AM is without a morning show replacement for Bob Haa / Skip because the station is being run into the ground by Mike Reeves, and given that the Hernando Today paper went under because it was a liberal piece of crap, we are forced to rely 100% on news coming out of Real News Real Fast, which currently is our only source of news for Hernando County.
Its a sad day, but hey its exactly the way the Republican Party and Democrat Party of Hernando County likes it. They would prefer to have Real News Real Fast shutdown as well, and I’m sure they are working on it now. You see the less local news, the easier it is for them to get away with whatever they want.
Anyway back to the story at hand, which is a knife and gun fight in the wonderful shit-hole that is Spring Hill.
Yesterday, January 14th the HCSO (Hernando County Sheriffs Office for you dumb-asses out there) responded to a call that a woman pulled a knife on a victim inside a home located on Lansfield Avenue in… you guessed it Spring Hill! The suspected alerted by police sirens fled the scene on foot and was arrested by deputies at the intersection of Northcliffe Blvd. and Hayes Street (again in Spring Hill). Based on reports we have gathered from the Sheriff’s Office it was an attempted robbery, and the suspect was a middle aged woman from New Jersey.
Surprise, surprise… a Yankee committed a crime in Spring Hill… who’d a thunk it. In case you didn’t get the infliction there that was something called sarcasm. We are being sarcastic because Spring Hill is full of Yankees who rob, steal, rape, and murder at random all the time.
At about the same time a few blocks down the road from ole Molly Hatchet, a black male pulled a gun on his neighbor near the intersection of Addison Street and Marshall Avenue in wild and wonderful Spring Hill. The Sheriff’s Office says the suspect was armed with a handgun but left the scene long before the HCSO arrived. Based on reports the incident occurred earlier in the day over a dispute and the victim called 911 after his thuggish neighbor left in his car. When the thug returned he was greeted by a swarm of M16 toting Sheriff Deputies and was arrested. We still don’t know if he will be charged with any crime or if a gun was recovered at the scene. Per our contact with the HCSO, the suspect was from Pennsylvania and is another Yankee.
Do you see a trend developing here? I hope you do. The trend is that Spring Hill is a high crime region populated almost entirely by violent, drug abusing, knuckle dragging Yankee dolts.
Over the next year the Brooksville Belle will begin reporting heavily on local news stories more so than national news stories. We are after all the only other voice for news and opinion in Hernando County and are the only voice of native Florida Crackers in our region.
Until next time… Wise up and Rise up!